Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Alien

REPORT

CLASSIFIED TOP SECRET

THIS REPORT IS FOR JOINT CHIEF AND PRESIDENTIAL EYES ONLY

This report will detail the events of the last 6 weeks.

The crash and subsequent retrieval of the alien and its ship have been subject to a media blackout. All the usual measures have been taken. The public now believe this event to be nothing more than another 'false alarm'.

The spacecraft has been transported to our top secret facility and the alien taken into custody.

All attempts to communicate with it so far have failed.

Our top engineers and designers are still working on the craft in the hope that we can backward engineer it and apply it to our own technology. Dr Anedio is quietly confident that this is achievable. The technology involved seems to compatible with our own.

The fuel is something we have never encountered before, however alternatives are being considered and we feel that we will find a suitable replacement.

The alien is an enigma, we have our best linguists and psychiatrists trying to communicate with it at the moment but progress is slow. It has been suggested that it actually has no intelligence and merely a trained animal of some kind.

We have given it a thorough medical examination which have produced some remarkable and startling results.

The creature is bipedal, has an array of internal organs that the medical team are still unable to explain. So far we have resisted performing surgery as we feel this would be counter productive if the alien does prove to be intelligent.

Speculation as to where the alien came from has been rife amongst the team but as yet we have found no indication of a planetary origin. There are indications of lettering on the side of the craft, however these unintelligible due to re entry into the atmosphere.

Please refer to the attached schematics for details on the craft.

Medical observations are also attached.

TEAM LEADER BRUL


ADDENDUM TO INITIAL REPORT.

The medical team have made a breakthrough, the creature is indeed intelligent.

It calls itself man.

5 Comments:

Blogger lime said...

are ya sure about the 'intelligent' part?

1:34 PM  
Blogger bsoholic said...

Holy cow! That's great!

8:20 PM  
Blogger Ariella said...

oooooooooo
shez, my banana foster,
you are freaking BRILLIANT!

7:59 AM  
Blogger Milan said...

oh.....got a little idea:

write about chatters/ internet dwellers.....ya know....something like
"the Online Chatter is a curious creature. communicating mainly in acronyms, it converses with others of its kind using a language indecipherable to outsiders". or something to that effect. use your great writing ability. give me credit every other sentence (j/k). lol! OK i gtg. cu. ttyl. lmao.

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Vasiliki said...

LoL!! and another one "lol" for limey's comment!! ;))

2:02 PM  

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